Please welcome author, Bobbi Romans.
Tis the Season to be Eaten…Just saying.
So we all know this is it. Any day now and it’s on like Donkey Kong. For real. The racing around to get shit done which also means…
OH MY GOD…why does the toilet think it’s Old Faithful?
You forgot to turn the OVEN on?
Who the hell stepped in the dog shit?
WHO LET the DOG IN?
Bag? What bag IN the turkey?
Yup, yup–always something.
Well here’s the thing…I have an AWESOME book I’d LOVE for you guys to read coming out
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An American Holiday-Turkey,Cranberry Sauce & Prozac
Ahh, Thanksgiving…complete with the ghosts of holidays past. Those being humiliating memories of last year’s revelry gone wild: the jail cell, tattoo, and rose left on Kristi’s pillow by someone she can’t remember.
Toss in two brothers who, while loving, had needled her with vivid imagery on what might have happened during that fateful rendezvous at the local HoJo’s. I mean seriously, what’s a girl to do? She’d run like hell from Harpers Ferry back to her apartment and job in Alexandria.
She’s praying this year’s holiday runs a bit more traditionally. But between exploding turkeys, cranberry fights, and the winter storm threatening to lock them all together for God only knew how long, she’s fairly certain her Norman Rockwell hopes have flown the coop.
Adding another layer to this casserole of disaster, the high school boyfriend–who cheated on her two days before prom–returns, claiming to have made a horrid mistake all those years ago.
Amid all this, what has her heart flip-flopping is catching her best friend Simon getting cozy with his latest girlfriend.
Thing is, she isn’t sure why.
Two Prizes up for Grabs.
(1) Winner to receive and ARC of An American Holiday (ecopy only) and a $5.00 Amazon
(1) Winner to receive and ARC of An American Holiday & Ecopy of Updraft
To enter, tell me your most humorous Thanksgiving Memory! (2) Winners selected
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May you and yours have a Wonderful & Safe Holiday Season!
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